There are a lot of college guides out there featuring easy, surface-level instructions like how to pack for your big move, and how to get along with (or, failing that, live alongside) your new roommate. But those only get you so far.

Thankfully, YouTube sketch channel IFHT came up with a blatantly honest, unfailingly hilarious guide about what to expect in your new life as an undergrad. They don’t shy away from anything, from what your roommate is doing when you’re in the shower to what most of your dinners are going to look like first semester. (Hint: not good.)

But never fear. With the help of this guide, we’re confident you’ll get off your parents’ couch and into your 101s with grace and aplomb. Or, failing that, at least you’ll have a good laugh about it.