It’s 2017, can people finally learn how to control their liquor?

The chances of that look bleak given the following video of a brawl that took place outside of a Philadelphia bar. Six men, whom we assume are intoxicated, decided that ‘Cash Me Ousside, How Bow Dahh’ was an adequate way to handle their disagreement.

What happened next was better suited for the UFC octagon than the streets of Philly.