Because what good is a cheat sheet if it’s not the length of a school bus, some cheater in Kazakhstan was caught with this 35-footer WITH OVER 25,000 FACTS PRINTED ON IT during a university entrance exam. Obviously, he won’t be entering that university and will be forced to join a street gang.

Education authority spokesman Bolatzhan Uskenbayev said: “If he’d put half as much effort into studying as he did into cheating he would have sailed through the exam with a distinction. It’s a pity too see all that work come to nothing but he cheated, and that’s not allowed.”
Not to brag about my own morals or anything, but I never once cheated in college. If I was gonna fail a test, I went in there and f***ing FAILED that test. I’d fill out the answers the best I could, then walk up, slam the exam down on my professor’s desk and yell, “I got high as shit and thought this test was next week!”, then strut my pajama pants out the door to drown my sorrows at the all-you-can-eat dining hall.

Thanks to PYY, who told me cheaters never win and winners never do drugs.

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