Would You Date: The Gold Digger?

The wonderful gold digger is the girl that no man can ever overlook. At one point or another, every man will assuredly find themselves dating the gold digger. While this man may enter the relationship with honest intentions, thinking that he can change her ways, he will soon find out that this thought will be the fatal hubris to cause his downfall. You can never change a girl.

The gold digger is the back bone that holds the world together in the sense that men are spending a lot of money on her – a sexual economic stimulus plan only matched by cheap hookers and condom sales. The economy is rough out there so these women are doing their part in holding it up.

Dating the gold digger comes with brutal headaches and is only enjoyable about 1% of the time – that one percent is usually the first four fast times that you actually get to have sex with her. Nonetheless, there are still pro’s to be found in the sea of con’s of this debate, and we will outline them here in our latest Would You Date series.

Just remember, these women have an extremely short self life. So get in and get out.

Brief overview:
The gold digger is usually one of the hottest girls you have ever met. This is because there is no way a man would spend a massive amount of money to pamper an ugly female. If she can demand the high price to aggrandize her Louboutin collection larger than she would have ever dreamed on her Pinterst board and her terrible Tumblr, then she is going to have to be the cream of the crop.

While the popular conception of a gold digger portrays a lone woman looking to snag your check book, there are actually several tiers that deal with different types of gold diggers. There are the ones that are fully aware that they are gold diggers and have no shame in their game. Then there are the ones that deny any proclamation that disclaims them as a gold digger – these happen to be the worse than those that have no shame, yet nonetheless are gold diggers.

Pro’s:
First off, these women are professionals. While they are not hookers, they are can indirectly be classified as hookers because in a sense of the term you are still paying a lot of money for each sexual encounter. That said, these women are very experienced in bed. They will practically blow the top off of your penis with their blowjob skills, and their riding skills are comparable to none other. The reason for this is akin to their looks: if they were terrible in bed, why would any man dish out so much money to keep them around?

Con’s:
So on to the fun part. Yes, there are some pro’s that come along with dating a gold digger, but the con’s are many. There are just too many variables that come along with dating the gold digger.

First off, these girls are professional hookers (as mentioned before). They have had many men before you, and they will have many men after, so do not sit there and think you are anything special in her life.
These vagina’s will most likely be blown out from all the “free” sex that they have given out over the years. In essence, it will be like throwing a penny in a cave hoping to hit a wall. Your first night with her will be enjoyable, but the rest of the experience will be pure shit.

Gold diggers are fake; they are faker than the Birkin bag they bear on their anorexic forearm from all the cocaine they do. They will talk shit about basically anyone and everyone. So do not trust her with any personal information. She will likely use it against you when she tries to fuck you out of all your money.

She will try to turn you against your true friends and family. With a wallet like yours, she wants all of your attention to be focused on her. Also, we all know what a gold digger looks like – so the more people who encounter her, the more likely she will be called out for her ways and see right through her.

Remember, these girls have one goal, and one goal only: to get as much money and gifts out of you as possible. Hell, you may even end up paying her rent and not even realize it. For this, she will cry to you that she cannot afford it. Be cautious of this moment, here is where you are really fucked. This girl will use you more than a sorority girl at a mixer looking to bed a frat pledge.

Source: Elite Daily